My friend Tal, whom is an idiot, got into my blogger account and posted that post about me impregnating my ex-girlfriend. I will state the reasons why that post came up, why it did not happen, and will never happen.
1. I'm not an idiot, and will never go unprotected.
2. I'm an idiot, I left myself logged in on my friend's computer.
3. I wouldn't do something like that, and my friends know that, because I'm not an idiot.
4. Mom, it's not true.
5. Dad, it's not true.
6. Friends, it's not true.
7. I only have 2 ex-girlfriends.
In other news, my friend gave me an iphone to fix, and he said if I could fix it I could keep it, since he got another one.
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huh, so that explains it.
Stephen said...
March 11, 2009 at 11:10 AM