While I was on the bus to school, I underwent a very weird feeling. As I was sitting down, listening to some Of Montreal, this sudden thought came to me.
I didn't have my cellphone and I didn't really have any other utensils / objects on me besides some books, pencils and pens, clothing, watch, and glasses.
What if I were to get abducted by ALIENS?
I mean, if they had come down and just took the whole bus, we would all be in a horrible position, and I wouldn't even be able to do anything about it.
Then this montage of me being a hero and helping everyone escape came into my mind. Then I thought to myself "...Bijan you really are a psycho why are you thinking of this."
Because I thought about it for like a good 10 minutes, thinking how I would be screwed if Aliens came down and took me, and how many I'd be missing.
Anyway, there was also this incredibly fat woman who had such disgusting habits on the bus. She was smoking as she got on the bus, and just spit it out, and it was wretched. She was carrying two bags and one of them was a taco bell bag, and she was eating it grotesquely, and it was horrible to watch. Then she was making all of these weird faces and judging everyone who passed her like she was so high and mighty.
It angered me.
And I'm a psycho.
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